This is actually an older post from my myspace blog, but by popular demand I have brought it over here for people to read as well. It's just a small list I've compiled of some very important life lessons I've learned in the past year or so. Enjoy!
1. Men think that painting skateboards and hanging them on the wall is art.
2. Don't send that same man to the grocery store with a 4 yr old because they will come back with ice cream sandwiches, pizza rolls and cotton candy. true story.
3. Spongebob is on all the freakin' time. It's on Nick, or as I like to call it, the all spongebob channel.
4. Sophie won't eat if you call it dinner or lunch, you have to say it's a snack.
5. Baby puke stains the couch.
6. Band-Aids are hard to get off the bottom of your favorite slippers.
7. Toys somehow end up in the drawer of the refrigerator.
8. Gerbils are extremely messy, and the 4 yr old will not clean up after them.
9. Two adults and one child can sleep in a queen sized bed fairly comfortably.
10. Coffee is a wonderful drug.
11. When you try to take a relaxing, candle-lit bath by yourself, your 4 yr old will stay in the bathroom with you so "you won't be scared". And she somehow always weasels her way into my bath!!!
12. My boyfriend can be super sweet, he made me that wonderful candle-lit bath, with a glass of wine and a book too!
13. A 4 yr old girl and a 29 yr old man both think farts are freakin' hilarious. It's like a brand new joke to them every time.
14. Donnie likes macaroni and cheese with every meal, every night.
15. Your 4 yr old will point to the goth cashier at Shop n Save and say "why is she dressed like Halloween?"
16. The baby wants to be held at the exact same time you sit down to dinner.
17. Don't forget to cook the pasta.
18. Dvd's make great ice scrapers for your windshield.
19. It's hard to find really good friends.
20. Moms have the best stories!
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too funny! You've learned some good stuff. :)
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